AIWake
Your alarm has opinions.
His voice instead of a beep. Footsteps on marble, a knock on your door, then him. Hold the seal to surrender. Snooze is allowed. He remembers.
AI
App coming soon · iPhone first
Sin & Signal
POV: a morally gray billionaire runs half the city. And your to-do list. Only one of them is behind schedule.
He is a fictional character. His face and voice are AI-generated.
What this actually is
He wants your to-do list. Hand it over.
An iPhone app that gets you out of bed, off your phone and through your to-do list, with a fictional dark romance boss in your ear. You'll do what he says. You'll pretend you hate it.
AI
I wake you.
My voice, first thing, before you've had time to argue. Each call less patient than the last. Snooze if you like. I keep count.
I watch you work.
Name the thing you've been avoiding. I'll sit right there until it's done. Leave early and I'll call you back. Quietly. You always come back.
You give me your phone.
Face down. Hands off. Pick it up and you have ten seconds to explain yourself. Make them good.
I read with you.
The fire, the dungeon, my breath behind you. Pick your room. I have questions about the other man.
I write to you.
Sealed letters, when you've earned them. Secrets, when I feel like it. My name, if you last that long.
Two words.
Finish what you started and I'll say them. You'll work harder for them than you'd ever admit.
Real app. Not out yet. Features may change before launch. He has notes.
AI
Your turn · AI voice
Go on. Tell him about your book boyfriend.
He's waiting. He doesn't do that.
Sound on · AI voice · Swipe
He has notes.
The app · Swipe
Focus. Obey. Repeat.
What the app is being built to do. Features may change before launch.
AI
AIFocus
You work. He watches.
Name the thing you've been avoiding. Set the time. Leave the app and he calls you back, quietly. Finish, and you get two words worth working for.
AIRead
He brings a chair.
Pick your scene: the fire, the forest, the dungeon, his breath behind you. He stays while you read. He has questions about the other man.
AIPhone down
Hand it over.
Turn your phone face down. The time only runs while it stays there. Pick it up and you have ten seconds to explain yourself.
Fictional quotes
Not customer reviews. Nobody here exists. He checked.
He read my love confession over her shoulder. He gave it a C minus.
Her book boyfriend, fictional twice over
She used to snooze me nine times. Now she's up before I ring. I feel used.
Her old alarm clock, fictional and retired
I've been on there since 2023. She crossed me off in 25 minutes. Who IS he?
Her to-do list, fictional and nearly empty
I texted "hey stranger." Her phone was face down. I lost to a man who isn't real.
Her ex, fictional and left on read
She finally called me back. I don't know who he is, but I like him.
Her mother, fictional and thrilled
Still here. He noticed.
He doesn't wait. You do.
Hold to surrender
Get on his waitlist. You hear from him the day the app is out. It takes a second and a half. He's timing you.